You know those moments someone attempts to be a hero and somebody else goes "you're either really brave, or really stupid", well this is full of the latter. I had to rewrite this because the first one was more of a rant with spoilers. ![]() I left the theater thinking 3 stars, but after writing this review, it's a 2. Why is this listed as horror? It's not scary. Why did they CG the humans in scenes with CG lions? It's very noticeable. Why not take advantage of the R-rating? This is the perfect kind of movie to go extra bloody and violent. That would be like fighting a linebacker with a needle. Apparently this lion's weakness is small knives. This lion has to be the worst lion in the history of lions. Even little house cats HUNT AND DESTROY without mercy. This is turning into a rant, but I can't help it. Also, this lion has a thousand chances for killshots and decides not to take them. Cats can reach at least half the length of their body with their arm. (Infomercial voice) And that's not all! This lion can almost fit its entire head under a car, but doesn't use his arm to reach. Or that cats have a keen sense of hearing. They hope you don't know that cats can see in the dark. The people who made this movie either did zero research on lions, or didn't care and assumed the audience is stupid. But the parts that annoyed me the most have to do with the lion. Don't get me started on the forced family drama. It's staggering the amount of times a character does the worst possible thing. ![]() The most obvious are the idiots that fill this movie. Yet I couldn't stop noticing how dumb everything was. I'm the target audience for this type of movie. And this is coming from someone who frequently enjoys dumb stuff. Other headlines I thought about using are "Rooting for the lion" and simply "Idiots." This movie is so dumb.
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